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A portfolio made in MS-Paint

Chef is a programming language in which programs look like recipes.

Combining the cuteness of LOLCODE and the cuddliness of Python

'django: the web framework for ponies with magical powers'

• gst.URI_SRC,
• "file:///Sebastian/Droge/please/choke/on/a/bucket/of/cocks", ""):

iFruit phone: No buttons, no reception, no storage capacity, all Ego!

what if Saul Bass made the credits for A New Hope?

Forbidden typefaces: "Do not use Helvetica" and "Do not use Any Typeface by David Quay"

gelvetica / tomatica / heldentica

the beautiful rhetorics of usenet! "If you're really bored, a fun game to play is Six Degrees of Godwin. Take a topic - any topic - and see how quickly you can relate it to Nazis using legitimate topic drift methods."

porn for girls by girls (SFW)

Emma Clarke, the voice of the London Underground, has just been fired for recording and posting some spoofs on her own website (some of her great samples here)

more fire for the pc vs. mac debacle - some great points here; totally echoes my thoughts on the matter, but explained in an excellent, fun and non-geeky way